No One Acively Snorting Candies Allowed Radio-ing......

.....or something like that :) Saturday Night's show saw the return of DJ Amy May from a hiatus of an undetermined amount of time, heehee. Also we reviewed some possibilities for the meaning of the Acronym NASCAR ... our listeners were so helpful in sending in suggestions, I will post them below.
We also came up with some "Be-Idiots" not to be confused with the "Beatitudes" these are warnings against foul behavior, and what can come of them that practice these nasty traits.

"The Be-Idiots"
1. Idiotic are the Backstabbers for they shall, in turn be backstabbed.

2. Idiotic are the Rumor Mills, for the indeed run themselves dry.

3. Idiotic are the Mall Managers, for they shall be run out of town on a rail.

(feel free to post more suggestions!)

What DOES NASCAR stand for Anyway?

depends oh who ya ask :)
DJ YubbyD says ...
Nostalgic Artichokes Singing Campsongs Around Radishes
Nasty Angry Seagulls Chirp At Rednecks

CP III says .....
Neanderthals Absentmindedly Screaming Crazily Around Racetracks
Naked Apemen Smacked Catching Airborne Rolling pins
Never Allow Sunny Colored Astro-nut Racing
Never Allow Southerners Camping Anti-Restrooms
No-one Actively Snorting Candies Allowed Radioing
Never Allow snorting Chicks Around Radio
Next Astronaut Singer Call Acrobats Rude
Naturally Augmented Sociopaths Crying About Rhubarb
No Appreciable Skill Could Apply Really

Jake ..aka DJ Lumpy Cookie =) says ...
Naughty Ambulances Scare Crazy Amateur Drivers
Never Accept something Crappy and Retarded
Never Ask Scary Crack Addicts Radically
Nude Armadillos Scream Crazily At Robots

DJ DeadAirDave says...
NoOne Allows Spanish Cavemen Around Retards

DJ MikeD and Jenn said
Never Accept Stupid Caucasians Acting Racist

K8 Marden says ...
Northerners Are Smart, Clever, And Resourceful

SamIAm says ...
Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Feel free to post more suggestions!!
See you next week! -_-_-_-_-With less sugar :)